Just rewards funny or not bet the girls are gonna give me some stick over this?!
Question: It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a couple are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a loose-fitting, spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing jeans and a T-shirt.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes mad. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand, he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny, and suggests that his wife teases the poor creature some more. He gets her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at the ape, and play along. She does, and the Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and the Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips. With that, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
Answers: It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a couple are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a loose-fitting, spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing jeans and a T-shirt.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes mad. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand, he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny, and suggests that his wife teases the poor creature some more. He gets her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at the ape, and play along. She does, and the Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and the Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips. With that, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
oh $hit!! poor, poor woman.
the ape might have been better than her husband after all that teasing!! lmmfao!!
Very funny
LMAO!!!
funny
nice try but took too long to get to punch line. Give you thumbs up for effort :)
I do not think this is very funny.
Very amusing
I believe you wanted to be yelled out so I am not going to that I am going to take you to the vets office and have them neuter you.
I've heard it too often to be offended by.
so.in short the husband did not go back with the wife.am i right.?....zzzzzzzz......yawn yawn!
easy i have a headache, bu why would i want to do that hes so much nicer then you.
lol
nice joke
not bad
lol, omg, so true, and ive never heard it before. so much better when ive never heard them! mad beasts? im not sure which is worse, lol. good one! starred!
Getting old but there are still quite a few out there who haven't heard it..... keep up the good work
Good one
But why did u need to put the headache part
It wasnt funny enough
then????
what happened????
^_~
lol...very funny...star
very funny
Pf....thats great!
You should sit in for the stricking writers.
nice 1....heard b4 but gets better every time..star u
;-O
Good one!!
Ha,ha,ha!!
10/10
Excellent ha ha ha ,,,,
hahahaha.....some wives deserve that...? no its crual ...good joke ..vvvvveeerryyyy nice.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
atleast the ape might be able to actually get the job done right....lols star for you
Hi Chris,
Hahahahaha... This is Great Chris,but you have to feel SORRY for that guys wife... Lol.
A Friend,
poppy1
Hmmm, seems to me if the wife had to tell the husband she had a headache, the husband must not be very good at what he does. He might be a bit put out if the gorilla has his way with the woman and she ends up preferring it over the man.
yeah, I know the thought is sick, but it'd still be a funny spin on the joke. :-P
And now your wife doesn't want you anymore?
I guess that's cheaper than a divorce! lol