Ordained funny yes or no?!
Question: Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos).
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then ... all the other bells started to ring!
Answers: Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos).
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then ... all the other bells started to ring!
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LOL!!!
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funny
oh that is SO funny, loved it
Yeah quite good indeed!
Quiet good man
great joke man ...heres one for you
2 nuns cycling down a cobbled street. the first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "must be the cobbles"
It was funny but a whole lot funnier if the first 11 priest fail when the woman danced and then the last priest fails when he sees a guy bent over. But good joke.
Yes.
Funny!
nice
aPEALed to me
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
That is brilliant!
lol Great!
funny babe!!
hahahahahahaha...........