Father`s name? star me if u get a giggle?!
Question: For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he`d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper`s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.
There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn`t you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried.
"I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin` and talkin` and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
Answers: For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he`d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper`s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.
There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn`t you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried.
"I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin` and talkin` and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
i have a lawyer friend and this is going strait to him n ow
very funny dude
keep it up
i m having so much fun reading ur jocks thanks to sharing it us here
star 4 u
Now that one is funny!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! omg thats so great! love it! thats so awesome, ive never heard it before, all the better. starred!
You r a real blessing for the laughter of people
How many more do u have?
A star from me
wow what a joke..
where do get those from?
I STARRED U CONTINUE THIS
Good one , yet again. :)
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have a star from my side... *
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They say........................................
TALK IS CHEAP..............................
UNTIL YOU HIRE A LAWYER!
(snicker,snicker!)
Is this Bash an Attorney Day?
Hey! COOL!...B A D.
What's bad is that you can no longer just appear in a court room,state your side of a situation, and expect a fair hearing with a judge,but now MUST have legal representation, to protect your rights.You have to PROVE YOUR INNOCENSE if you want a fair hearing!
Take care and God bless you and yours!
Fay/katznhat
Very funny
Excellent and worth a star.
Quite funny indeedy.