No child please?!


Question: The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"


Answers: The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

this one also sooo new and funny i really had a laugh

BAHAHAH!
Oh, that is funny!

haha that was hilarious. good to get some humor going

hahahahahaha WOW

Grooooss... lol

lol thats sick!

very funny lol

This is something new

So funny

That was funny but make the kid 8 or 9 years old would have been funnier. Hey, kids grow up young these days and by 11 they know about the birds and bees. Funny though, I gave you a star.

Very funny joke.

funniest one i have read yet

Ha! Funny..... Yet ........

It just made me remember my childhood... ^_~ ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You have good jokes really....
again....have a star from my side buddy... *

haha ! lmao!

Too funny. Thank you for sharing. Love, honey



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