An old one about the birds and the bees?!
Question: Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mum, where do babies come from?
Mum: ... Well dear....a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night, they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have s*x. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's v*gina. That's how you get a baby.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mum: Jewelery, dear.
Answers: Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mum, where do babies come from?
Mum: ... Well dear....a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night, they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have s*x. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's v*gina. That's how you get a baby.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mum: Jewelery, dear.
i always wondered why he never bought me jewellery, but my mate seemed to get some, ha ha
oldie but love it...
keep um comin :)
A true classic, they never really fade.
great !
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Hi Chris,
Hahahahahaha.. Priceless... Oldie but a goodie...
You get a Star from me..Lol.
A Friend,
poppy1
Classic, very funny.