A redhead, a blonde and a brunette joke?!
Question: Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
Answers: Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
I love that one it made me laugh out loud.
Nice LOL
hahahahaha good one :)
i saw the punchline coming but its not bad
hahahaha way to get yourself killed lady! nice one, you would think a blonde wouldnt know a darn thing about electricty, and even less about plugging something in. nice one. you get a star dear!
Good one.lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.....
so funny... i thought the blond one's the dumbest.
LOL
that differents i havent heard that one... pretty funny
I love it!! xx
Love it. A star for you
Hey, that was a good one. Star for you.
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That was really a good one.....
My star for you.
LOL!!!!
Love it, very funny.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Hi Chris,
Hahahahaha... Just what a Blonde would say.. Lol..Good one Chris.
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