Your mum!!!!?!
Question: any one have any good ur mum jokes ;)
Answers: any one have any good ur mum jokes ;)
Yo Momma so Smelly
the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
Yo Momma so Smelly
that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...
Yo Momma so Dirty
that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Yo Momma so Greasy
she uses bacon as a band aid.
Your Mama So Fat
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Your Mama So Fat
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo Moma So Old
she still owes Moses a dollar.
Yo Moma So Old
her birthday expired.
Yo Moma So Poor
they put her photo on food stamps.
Yo Moma So Poor
she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo Mama So Stupid
she lost her shadow.
Yo Mama So Ugly
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo Mama So Ugly
her shadow gave up.
I would joke your mom but i love her too much ;)
your mum is so stupid she's stupid!hahaha!
if someone asks
like whose jacket this is or any thing
like that just be like
ur moms
ur mama is stupid
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
ur mom is so ugly that when she walked into church the preist said OH MY GOD!
ur momma is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back]
ur momma is so stupid when she started chasing after a ball and someone asked watcha doin she said running
is that an elephant?? o wait that's just your mom (ya pathetic i know...)
Your mom is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip-flops.
Your mom is so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
ur mums so fat she saw jupiter and yelled "CoCoa Puffs!" Your moms so stupid she sold her car for gas money.Yur moms so fat whne an elephant was born and saw her it screamed "Mommy!"