Why did the chicken cross the road??!
Question: Tell me some of your crazy sayings!!
Answers: Tell me some of your crazy sayings!!
HE WAS FRIKEN BORED AND WENT TO HAVE DEL TACO!!!!!
to get to the other side
For some 'fowl' reason.
BECAUSE THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL CHICK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ROAD.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
he saw the bus on teh other side
Because he was nailed to the hedgehog.
Because he was being chased.
cuz hes a retard
to get away from the man with the hatchet.
Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own freewill.
Because it was stapled to the baby.
to go onto the other side
to go kill whoever asked this question.
Because, at 3 o'clock in the a.m., with her small brain, she thot it was probably safe, (since it was a rural, isolated road, that was closed because of "construction")...
It crosed the road to excape from Colonel Sanders, but in doing so it ran into a Chick-Fil-A.
because it was the turkeys day off