Could this be a "cruel twist of fate" ???!


Question: One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said.

Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."


Answers: One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said.

Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

That's cute Clo! I can't help but ask why you didn't post this over in R&S? I'm sure they would love a good laugh first thing in the morning! :)

that was sooooooooooo funny Report It


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  • ROFLMAO
    Too True!!!
    Peace.

    hahahahahaha!!!!! bet i know which one he'll use first.

    LMAO thats a good one Clo.
    Well done, have a star

    LMFAO GD ONE

    Hahaha my pastor will love it. Not a cruel twist of fate, just a fact of reality.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a way to start a day!hahahahahaha But that is cold for us guys. hahahahaha now we know what goes on at them hen parties :) hahahahaha

    Hi so funny and true thanks Clo Hugs

    Clo, but what happen to you at 6 in the morning, did you dream of this one?
    Very very funny.
    : )

    I think I've just been male bashed...but it was cute...in a cruel sort of way!! Have a great day!!



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