Does anyone know of any good Jeremy Beadle Jokes yet?!
Question: By the way he just died if you haven't heard already.
Answers: By the way he just died if you haven't heard already.
At the post mortem the coroner was asked 'what time did he pass away'.
He answered,
'thats easy, due to the fact that his arms were accross his chest we were able to determine the exact time of death as the big hand was pointing to the little hand...
There is also the possibility that he suffered from Malnutrition as a significant sum of lunch money was found in his right trouser pocket. ... apparently he couldnt reach it
No jokes. R.I.P Jeremy. How sad!
give the poor bloke chance to go cold !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How sick are you, they probably haven't even got him into th morgue yet.
He raised over ￡10 million for charity.
How have you done "funny boy"?
RIP mr Beadle. You WERE saturday night tv as i grew up.
Jeremy Beadle was a great man. He reached out to all walks of life.
Unfortunately, nobody noticed.
Beadle's no longer about, but out of respect for his life, let's give the man a big hand.
I trust you wouldn't want people joking about your death, so don't try and make light of someone elses.
For goodness sake, get a sense of humour. If Princess Diana can have jokes told about her, Then Beadle is definitely getting it.
"ITV is showing a tribute programme entitled.....
Beadle's Not About"
Get a sense of humour everyone! Jeremy would appreciate the jokes!!
No and i wont be telling any either
You are sick to ask this question as soon as the man has died. Have some respect for the dead. May you rest in peace Jeremy.
I played cards with Jeremy once. I wasn't doing very well and exclaimed: "I've got a **** hand". Jeremy stormed off.......
I heard he had a big dick, but on the other hand he didnt..
Beadle cremation live on itv. 'Youve been flamed'
I heard Beadle died on the hour..........
When the big hand hit the little hand
Seriously guys, he was a joker, i bet he would have loved these gags.
And who are you to define when its too soon or not?
and yes i honestly wont care if people laugh at me when I die, as long as it brings a smile to people faces.
His watch is now on ebay however the listed item indicates that the wee hand doesn't work anymore.
Not yet, which is a good thing.
At school he was known as "The clock". One big hand.....
He's waiting for St Peter to let him in and gets into a game of poker with some Angles when one leans over and says "That's a rubbish hand you've got there".
Anyway, I thought he was a great entertainer and he did huge amounts for charity. I'm sure he'd want us to celebrate his life with laughter - so a big hand for Mr B.
Jeremy Beadle’s cremation is being televised. The programme will be called ‘You’ve been flamed’
Just heard that instead of doing a minutes silence for him they are going to do a round of applause which is nice as he always deserved a big hand