A porno star is having a baby?!
Question: she is on the operating table and the doctor tells her to push, so she does.doc asks "who is the dad?"
porno star says" i don't know, there were so many".
the babys feet start to appear, the doc says " its got dark skin", porn star says" oh leroy must be the dad, hes a big dark guy i did a film with a while ago".
babys dick appears and its tiny, porn star says," i did a gang bang and a japanese guy snuck in somehow". babys head appears and doc says "its got blue eyes", porn star says "oh yeah, i did a euro flick a while ago".Doc is alarmed and says "uh oh",porn star says "whats wrong?", doc says "oh nothing ,i just dropped something". porno star says "thank god for that, i thought you were going to say that the baby is going to bark or something"
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Answers: she is on the operating table and the doctor tells her to push, so she does.doc asks "who is the dad?"
porno star says" i don't know, there were so many".
the babys feet start to appear, the doc says " its got dark skin", porn star says" oh leroy must be the dad, hes a big dark guy i did a film with a while ago".
babys dick appears and its tiny, porn star says," i did a gang bang and a japanese guy snuck in somehow". babys head appears and doc says "its got blue eyes", porn star says "oh yeah, i did a euro flick a while ago".Doc is alarmed and says "uh oh",porn star says "whats wrong?", doc says "oh nothing ,i just dropped something". porno star says "thank god for that, i thought you were going to say that the baby is going to bark or something"
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that is freaking funny dude you crack me up
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It was pretty good. Did you make this up yourself?
woof hahaha woof hahaha... yuck lol...
maybe tonight ;)
Funny! 100!
lmbao
funny!!
loved it!!
starred!!
Usually babies are born head first. That joke wasn't funny and it was hard to read.
this star had to be blonde
Very funny joke.
8/10.
lol..nice one