Another guy in a bar joke....?!
Question: A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 pence."
"ONE PENCE!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"4 pence", he replies.
"FOUR PENCE!" exclaims the guy.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
Answers: A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 pence."
"ONE PENCE!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"4 pence", he replies.
"FOUR PENCE!" exclaims the guy.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
Brilliant . Very good thanks
nice one got any more ??
nice one.
Excellent, loved it:))
ha ha ha very good
star
Got both me and my husband laughing at that one!!
LOL!! *
ha ha ha v good,,,
Ha ha ha
It's very good
Oooooooooh you naughty thing you!!! LOLOL you got me good with the punchline...I didn't see it coming! Great joke! ^_^
tahaha thats a good one!
ROTFL!!!!
Puts a whole new spin on turn-abouts-fairplay!!
:)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Brilliant. lol.
mike read classic lol.
Lol Honey I loved that,serves that owner right,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
hi quizard, well done i love youre jokes, blue
funny
hehehe, where is this place, need a good meal, pmsl
Awesome! Have a gold star!
Very funny.