Joke "Is this what happens when you are cruel to animals"?!
Question: A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
> mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
> Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
> kicks a chicken.
>
> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
> He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
>
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
> cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
> my cereal?" he asks.
>
> "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
> any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
> a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
> getting any milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
> halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
> going to tell him, or should I?"
Answers: A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
> mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
>
> Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
> kicks a chicken.
>
> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
> He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
>
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
> cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
> my cereal?" he asks.
>
> "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
> any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
> a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
> getting any milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
> halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you
> going to tell him, or should I?"
Thank You, I enjoyed that. Made my morning.
nice
No sex for him, should cut his penis off.
ebs187
oldie but a goodie
took a second but :)
That little boy has a dirty mind lol or do I? Nice joke.
Good one. I laughed so hard.
nobody should tell father, bcoz the cat is not the livestocks..
haha
that is funny. i'd like to use that some day. lol
oldie but goodie, thanks, have a star
Very good that is tit for tat.
very good a little long winded though
Lmao, Kitty that was wicked :o) good one Thank you for the laughter my friend.
Here are few good ones for you :-
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
:o)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
;o) Have a nice day my friend.
LMAO on this one good job
good one
Ha ha! That was great! Thanks K!