What does your dad do?!
Question: A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
Answers: A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
A grade school teacher asked her students to tell them what their father did for living, spell it and tell how he could help them.
Jimmy went first, "my Dad's a Lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and if we get in trouble he can help us".
"Excellent", said the teacher.
Mary went next, "My Dad is a doctor, d-o-c-t-o-r, and if we get sick he can make us better".
Very good, said the teacher.
Eddy was next, "my Dad is an electrician, e-l-e, er, I mean e-l-i-c, er, uh...". The teacher told Eddy to sit down and she would come back to him.
Vinnie was next, "my Dad is a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and he'd give the class 10-1 odds that Eddy won't spell electrician".
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That's fairly funny....
BUT I have heard this joke before...
Thats funny
Ha Ha Ha..... Funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
That is funny!
Exceedingly funny
Hi very interesting and a star for good one thank you.
haha
well done so true lol x
Grt. Its so funny.
Looking for more.
You can be a story teller.
Hahahahaha thats funny all the way till the end cuz then i dont get it
LOL good joke.
lol..nice one
haha thats great
excellent 10/10 :-)
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Good job description, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!