Q & A Lawyer stuff!!?!
Question: Q: If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A: Who cares?
Q: How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
A: The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.
Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school.
Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in his partner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can't understand a word of it.
Answers: Q: If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A: Who cares?
Q: How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
A: The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.
Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school.
Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in his partner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can't understand a word of it.
And a couple more for you:
What do you get if you cross a lawyer with the mafia?
An offer you can't understand
What's yellow and looks good on a lawyer?
A JCB digger.
Hahahaha good ones :)
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hahahahahahaha! I'm still laughing but i noticed that u didn't like Lawyer's.
dint worry I'm not a fan of them either
and the biggest joke of a lawyer is Joe Vodnoy!!!! good one!
Hi telling so many good jokes I think you became half lawyer.
good ones, have a star
that is funny. hahahahaha
tahaha thats hilarious!
Ace joke ha ha ha ,,,
very good all of them lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good.!!!
Got me smiling here so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
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LOOOOOVED them, especially since i wish to be a lawyer in the future