Couldn't resist.... last one folks :)?!
Question: Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night-only to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?"
"Honey, let me explain..."
"Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed.
"You impotent son of a -"
"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."
Answers: Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night-only to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?"
"Honey, let me explain..."
"Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed.
"You impotent son of a -"
"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."
Thats brilliant you had me really howling with laughter there lmao
nice one theres a star
Hmmm. It was funnier when it was posted the other day!
they both have their secrets, now dont they? thats pretty funny, but not a starrable funny one. its more like a really really awesome burn. lol.
LOL
XD haha! he played her ***! That was awesome on his part! that's one way to bag a cheater! LMAO
Ace ha ha ha ,,,,,
it not that funny
uh, that's rude...
nice
oh---oh Alice!!
Nice one!
10/10 LOL! Star!
ha ha ha, very funny.
LMAO!!! hilarious!
brilliant again...rach...great jokes today****
Hilarious!!
Star for the laughs!! *
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!!