Class teacher? funny or not???!
Question: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter $exual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Answers: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter $exual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Thats brilliant lol, really good, ill use that next time some one asks me for a joke i am usually useless at them,
hahah i like the comback!
That's hilarious!
Lol Lol Lol
hahaha
Crap.
With his other hand?
Stupid tripe.
No wonder your Mum didn't love you.
nice one haha..
that's great =D
AAAWWW! My God! That was so freakin' funny!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
Ha ha :)
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! thats the greatest. i love it. learn to be ambidextrious over night.... cuz youre a wanker! lol, how awesome, you get a star, but only cuz i cant give two.
haha, I bet the guy would have died if this was true! ...or is it true?
10/10 LOL!!! star!
Very good.
Ja.
hilarious.
pmslol...totally awesome.
Very funny ha ha ,,,,,
ROFL!!!!!