Do YOU Think Before You Act???!
Question: HEY!
I don’t know whose ideas these were, but they certainly made me laugh!!! I hope you like them, too, but I forewarn you, they are DIRTY!!! (Mostly, and not TOO bad)
1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity:
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com
5. An Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com
6. Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. Computer software at:
www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church:
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Art direction at reasonable prices:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
www.gotahoe.com
HEHEHE! Hope you like!
Luv ya,
Tashi :)
Answers: HEY!
I don’t know whose ideas these were, but they certainly made me laugh!!! I hope you like them, too, but I forewarn you, they are DIRTY!!! (Mostly, and not TOO bad)
1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity:
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
www.therapistfinder.com
5. An Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com
6. Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. Computer software at:
www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church:
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Art direction at reasonable prices:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at:
www.gotahoe.com
HEHEHE! Hope you like!
Luv ya,
Tashi :)
lol goood one, here's one for you
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ***."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother
in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. Hi s mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!"
F1E
very good
your on a role
keep em coming
oh my gosh-ness. those are so funny ha ha ha (thats me laughing ha ha ha ah ha ha ah ha ha that last part was me laughing at the "word" gosh-ness) You have some really funny stuff! LOL.
yes, they are funny, I didn't get number four until now.
LOL, loved it
yes
those are hilaious *ha ha ha* my fav was the the therapist finder one
OMG IM STILL LAUGHING THAT IS SO FUNNY AND F1E'S JOKE HAS GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASZ OFF
F1E really needs to post more, and im definetly starring this one.