Never lie to your wife?!


Question: A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. " The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."


Answers: A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. " The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."

hehehehehehe! crafty witch lolz

Women are smart, boys!!

VERY GOOD lol

Hahaha that's right never lie to your wife, we always find out!

lol thats good xxx

it actually took me a sec to get it but it was funny

you can't fool us lol

haha brilliant, the female of the species is very smart of course!

hah lol thats a bit gud =D xx

Funny, but why did you capitalize Promotion, Leaving, From, Clothes, etc.

EDIT: o i get why u capitalized them

sorry... :/ kinda slow

yet another oldie but still smart

Heh. Kind of long so I forgot the punchline at the end lol.

LMAOH.. that was great...

Ha ha ha v good,,,,

hey!!!!!!!!!! dun ever lie to a women otherwise think on the consequences .... hahahahahh better watch out....lol

nyc 1

Serves him right. Star4U

good one

lol...funny***

thats a good one :)



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