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Question: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds."
Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil."
Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
Answers: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds."
Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil."
Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
hilarious!! i never saw the ending coming!!!
it's my phone damn it! LOL! 10/10
sucks for that man... and yet i was satisfied when i read it... thanks
That's pretty funny!!!
OMG that is soooo funny I'm sooo telling every one that joke.
10/10
Hahahahahahahahahah
Very funny!
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Ive heard it before but it is still funny lol.
Old one but sure was funny when I read it for the first time.
Hee Hee - amusing
Great! Lol. must remember to tell them at work later.
My second favorite joke today! STAR!
I bet he is not looking forward to opening that bank statement
Love'em keep'em comming.
hahaha.. I feel sorry for the man who owns the phone... pretty clever for a joke.. hahaha..
nice one!!
loved it!!
100/100
lol!!!!!
haha best joke iv read on here yet!
LOL, brilliant.
hahaha!! excellent joke lol.
thats was great!
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Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,,
ha ha