Joke funny??!
Question: A man walked into a pub,
Went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be 10 pence.'
'Ten pence?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak And a bottle of wine?'
'A pound,' the barman replied.
'A pound?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs With your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing To his business down here.'
Answers: A man walked into a pub,
Went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be 10 pence.'
'Ten pence?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak And a bottle of wine?'
'A pound,' the barman replied.
'A pound?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs With your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing To his business down here.'
Brilliant
Ha ha nice.
Yes, I think so!
indeed it is :-)
Haven't heard that in a while!!! Great to be reminded! Star!
A little chuckle
Read this one the other day..still good though. Have a star
hehehehe!! very good lol.
not bad!but not good!so so!!
the old ones are the best!!
Excellent joke, very funny.
lol!!!
star 4 u!
Excellent, star.