Ok folks another few quick ones funny or not your choice?!
Question: Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on.
Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.
Q: What's the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?
A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?
A: After 20 years, the job STILL sucks.
Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
Q: What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: What is Rodeo Sex?
A: Well, it's where your wife is on all fours, you are firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her: "This is the way your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds to stay in the saddle.
Answers: Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on.
Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.
Q: What's the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?
A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?
A: After 20 years, the job STILL sucks.
Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
Q: What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: What is Rodeo Sex?
A: Well, it's where your wife is on all fours, you are firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her: "This is the way your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds to stay in the saddle.
...funny...LOL.......thanks chris
funny
I fell over laughing on the last one, I have vivid imagination ! ! Stars for you x x x
LOL! 10/10
no i don,t i think you are chauvanist
those are all good... Thanks
Oh that last one is shocking but good!
Very funny... might be a little too "adult" for this site, though.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
You're gross man.
All your jokes are about sex.
They're not even funny.
Sort it out.
not bad!but not good!so so!!
LOL
I love'em just keep'em comm'in
Brilliant!
Really got me laughing with those!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got to try that Rodeo sex, lol.!!!
Cheers mate, still smiling here.!!
Ohhh sooooo Baddd you are!!!
LOL!!!
:)
Shhhh.......don't tell anyone that I was laughing at this!!!!
funny babe!!
200 stars!!
Hi Chris,
ALL funny but one, "The Rodeo Sex" is a slap in the face... Drop it and send some more My Friend..
A Friend,
poppy1
hehehehehe!!! funny as ****!!! I loved the last 1 too! flippin hilarious!