Little johnny strikes again yes or no?!
Question: The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday."
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word."
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."
"Saturday." says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables..."
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, your thinking of '*******', and that's only two syllables."
Answers: The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday."
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word."
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."
"Saturday." says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables..."
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, your thinking of '*******', and that's only two syllables."
Hi Chris,
Hahahahahahahahaha... Little Johnny is the best and that was GREAT you get a Star from me Chris... Keep them comimg My Friend..
A Friend,
poppy1
Haha that's a really good one! Star for you!
Little Johnny!!! You get worser and worser!
Heard it before, but still one of the best! I love it!
Funny
hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahah cool joke that really hit the spot
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
not bad!but not good!so so!!
HAHAHAAHAHA lol
Well done :)
good one
omg that is so funny ......haha
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny again Mate.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!!
Johnnie always makes me giggle!!
giggle...giggle....giggle!!
:)
Hilariously funny, hahahahaha.
hahahaahhahahah....10/10 ...really good one
leave it to him to say something like that!!
ROLMMFAO!!