This one is thanks to my mate cherle thanks babes pmsl?!
Question: A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class.
She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a breast, and asked "does anyone know what this is?"
Little Suzie responds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my mommy has two of them!" The teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise"
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?" and little Tommy says "I know I know!! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!" The teacher says "well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy can't have two of them."
Tommy says "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"
Answers: A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class.
She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a breast, and asked "does anyone know what this is?"
Little Suzie responds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my mommy has two of them!" The teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise"
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?" and little Tommy says "I know I know!! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!" The teacher says "well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy can't have two of them."
Tommy says "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"
are you cheating on me?
funny!!
very funny
like that one
O.M.G. you are so funny, it hits the right spot Give me more Kiss Kiss
haha nice, lmao
Ha ha ha. very funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
not bad!but not good!so so!!
The kid's will laugh about that in two years...
Lol...
LOL
thats hot almost sexy type joke
OHHHhhhhhhh MYyyyyyy Gooooodneeeeessssss!!!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!
:)
Very good joke.
Very funny hahahahahaa.
Ha ha ha.!!!
I guess he does, lol.!!!
Excellent one Chris so 10/10.!!!
One for the Pub tonight.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
hahahahaha.. now, that is so funny..
Hi Chris,
Hehehehehehehehehehe... Little Tommy is great and this one is a keeper..
A Friend,
poppy1