The Penis Poem now was told if posted would get deleted lets see funny or true g!
Question: The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
Answers: The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
is that you too babe!! pmsl!!
Brilliant
nice.
if any one doesnt think that funny they need their heads testing thats fab lol
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Lmao...awesome poem!!
Good!
why would that be deleted! It is funny, it has been posted in the correct category, just people with no sense of humour!
I liked it, and I hope you don't mind but i have e mailed it to my friend as she will appreciate it also.
Thanks. X
superb
That is so good HA HA HA HA you are a sole mate ! ! I thought I was funny.
Hmmm Lol
:D
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
My chaps 40 Tomo's , it will soon be him lol
he he very funny
lol i love it!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Hehehe very good,,,,apparently your questions in jokes category needs to go something like this "Is this joke funny enough to tell my co-workers?",,,,,,will be changing my headlines too to conform with Y!A guidelines,,,too many jokes got deleted,,,,best of luck , man & keep up the good work,,,
I'm in trouble now I read this at work and laugh out loud and got a ear bashing from my boss.
But it was worth it - Top marks mate.
Very good.
FUNNY :)
lol good one :) !!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Again Brilliant Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got me laughing here mate.!!
so sad.....
:(
giggle giggle
Hi Chris,
Hahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehe... I loved this beautifully done Chris you get a Star for this one..
A Friend,
poppy1