ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES FOR HAVING A THREESOME recieved this one today funn!
Question: ADVANTAGES
1. It can get really weird
2. Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings
3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one
4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13
5. You get to watch your best friends making love
6. You get to get watched making love
7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed
8. You get strange looks when you all go out dancing
9. You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms
10. Enough people to play gin rummy if things don't work out.
11. You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it.
12. Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't as much of a problem, the "wrong name" is probably the one on your left.
13. Three-person showers are fantastic
14. Three-person naked belly laughs are even better
15. Three-person kisses are best
DISADVANTAGES
1. It can get really weird
2. Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings
3. Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off
4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you're in the bathroom, the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt.
5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows
6. You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like.
7. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them.
8. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing on your notebooks.
9. Morning breath multiplied by 3.
10. You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn't suspect nor want.
11. You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of your friends you didn't suspect nor want.
12. You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships.
13. The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple.
14. Sorting clothes quickly when the boyfriend/spouse walks in assumes comical proportions
15. Now there's two wet spots to avoid.
Answers: ADVANTAGES
1. It can get really weird
2. Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings
3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one
4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13
5. You get to watch your best friends making love
6. You get to get watched making love
7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed
8. You get strange looks when you all go out dancing
9. You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms
10. Enough people to play gin rummy if things don't work out.
11. You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it.
12. Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't as much of a problem, the "wrong name" is probably the one on your left.
13. Three-person showers are fantastic
14. Three-person naked belly laughs are even better
15. Three-person kisses are best
DISADVANTAGES
1. It can get really weird
2. Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings
3. Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off
4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you're in the bathroom, the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt.
5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows
6. You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like.
7. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them.
8. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing on your notebooks.
9. Morning breath multiplied by 3.
10. You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn't suspect nor want.
11. You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of your friends you didn't suspect nor want.
12. You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships.
13. The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple.
14. Sorting clothes quickly when the boyfriend/spouse walks in assumes comical proportions
15. Now there's two wet spots to avoid.
maybe i should try it!! lol
Why would you want to watch your best friends making love???
great
i like
love it but no.15 on the disadvantages is a bit nasty lol
hahah ya its funnie hmmmm...
Like it.
HILARIOUS !! VERY FUNNY !
Not really, OK a little funny. My personal experience not that great and it cause a lot of trouble.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Complicated mate, lol.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Hi Chris,
This was funny in a sort of weird way.. I believe in having sex with one person and staying with this one person only.. Sex is private between one man and one female and that is what i believe.. Sorry that i am not with things now a day but i am from the oldie group..
A Friend,
poppy1