SArDaR jOkeS?!
Question: A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing.
man:why r u laughing?
sardar:i have airtel phone but still hutch network is following me!!
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A sardar went to bank to open a SB Account
after seeing the form,he had gone to delhi for filling it up.u know why??
it was written on the form "FILL UP IN CAPITAL"
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college..u know why?
because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking!!!
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sardar told his servant: go and water the plants.
servant: it's already rainning
sardar:so what take an umbrella and go!
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lol...........
share ur jokes toooooooooooooo
Answers: A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing.
man:why r u laughing?
sardar:i have airtel phone but still hutch network is following me!!
.........................................
A sardar went to bank to open a SB Account
after seeing the form,he had gone to delhi for filling it up.u know why??
it was written on the form "FILL UP IN CAPITAL"
.........................................
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college..u know why?
because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking!!!
.........................................
sardar told his servant: go and water the plants.
servant: it's already rainning
sardar:so what take an umbrella and go!
.........................................
lol...........
share ur jokes toooooooooooooo
Really, your jokes were great. They really made me laugh & I dont think that they are old & boring, they are very good!
Now see these:
1) Jenny : Robin, do you know who is a Superman ?
Robin : “Yes, I know.”
Jenny : “Who?”
Robin : “The one who wears his red underwear over his pants.”
2) Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.
3) A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.
4) Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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