Which is the best jokes??!


Question: 1) Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it.
Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs.
Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs).
Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

2) A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."

Give yr sugesstion !! thank you...

Or

3)A middle-aged Jewish gentleman is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says
"So what would you like, my dear? A Jaguar?
A Sable coat, A diamond necklace?
She says, " If you don"t mind, I want a divorce."
he says, " I wasn't planning on spending that much."heheheh


Answers: 1) Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it.
Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs.
Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs).
Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

2) A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're ugly."

Give yr sugesstion !! thank you...

Or

3)A middle-aged Jewish gentleman is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says
"So what would you like, my dear? A Jaguar?
A Sable coat, A diamond necklace?
She says, " If you don"t mind, I want a divorce."
he says, " I wasn't planning on spending that much."heheheh

LOL

I like them all and they are well worth the read but I couldn't stop laughing at joke number 2.

Nice one mate.

none of them funny...

the second one ?

3.

all are ok

it's ok but didn't bring me any laugh :(

yeah, they are not funny, not even a little.

my fav jokes are:

*man1 in bar drinking, man2 enters bar. man1 says "this beer is awesome, it makes u fly" Man2 does not believe him. Man1 downs his pint and jumps out the window - flys around the building and back in through the window. man2 is convinced, orders 2 more of the beers that man1 is drinking, gives one to man1 and downs the other. Then jumps out the window and falls to the ground. Barman shakes his head, and says "Superman you are a **** when you're pissed.

*man arrives home from work, kisses his wife and asks her how her day was. She replies "horrible, i'm exhausted, i've been cleaning up sick and changing nappies all day"
Man says "what do you want me to do about it, they are your parents"

1 is kinda funny but not really

2



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