Do you know a guy like this?!
Question: There's this old married couple, and as much as his wife begs him, the man will not have his hearing checked. One night, his wife was standing at the stove and he asked "what's for dinner?" She had her back to him, so she didn't see him smile when she didn't answer. He thought "well, look at that. all this time she's been nagging me and SHE'S the one hard of hearing!" He creeps up a little closer and asks a little louder "what's for dinner?" Nothing. He gets more agitated and creeps a little closer and asks a little louder "what's for dinner?" When she still doesn't answer, he gets right in her ear and hollers "WHAT'S FOR DINNER?" His wife turns around and says "I've told you three times ya dern fool! It's soup!"
Answers: There's this old married couple, and as much as his wife begs him, the man will not have his hearing checked. One night, his wife was standing at the stove and he asked "what's for dinner?" She had her back to him, so she didn't see him smile when she didn't answer. He thought "well, look at that. all this time she's been nagging me and SHE'S the one hard of hearing!" He creeps up a little closer and asks a little louder "what's for dinner?" Nothing. He gets more agitated and creeps a little closer and asks a little louder "what's for dinner?" When she still doesn't answer, he gets right in her ear and hollers "WHAT'S FOR DINNER?" His wife turns around and says "I've told you three times ya dern fool! It's soup!"
Yes. My husband. Like the joke. Thanks for the laugh.
funny..ha ha ha
:) smart woman that old lass!
The same joke was posted just yesterday except it was:
"For the third time you deaf bastard, it's roast beef!"
not only couple , joke is also old
LOL...That makes me smile every time I read it! Thanks for the laugh...I needed it. ^_^!
lol good one
i'll keep that im mind n use it when i need to
hHHAHAHAhahaa
Here's one for u
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
F1E
Good Dear