Joke: Satan in church?!
Question: People were in their pews talking at church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without
moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know
who I am?"
"Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't."
"Don't you realize I can kill! with a word?"
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an
even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying
AGONY for all eternity?"
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?"
"Nope."
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Been married to your sister for 44 years."
Answers: People were in their pews talking at church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without
moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know
who I am?"
"Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't."
"Don't you realize I can kill! with a word?"
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an
even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying
AGONY for all eternity?"
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?"
"Nope."
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Been married to your sister for 44 years."
ROFLMAO ! It is a very, wise , witty and true Joke, which clearly, deserves a star !!
hahaha
i like it...
Why did Tigga stick his head down the toilet?
He was looking for Poo
I had a feelin' that was coming! LOL That was funny none the less.
Star awarded, and I loved it, hilarious.
OMG what a good one.. the old guy has seen satan .. and wasnt scared cause that was his bil.. really funny.. oh yeah Star for u..
LOL, loved it!
Ha ha haaaa! That was great!! Here is your well deserved star!
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today!
Peace.
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Nice one!
LMAO!
The Squirrel made a funny - good one my little bushy tailed friend.
BTW - I'm off tomorrow and heading into the woods in search of your kind. - j
Good Joke, Very funny indeed.
LMAO damnit