Can you give me some groaners?!


Question: I love groaners! The cornier the better!

What is mustard that's happened before?
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Dijon vu!


Answers: I love groaners! The cornier the better!

What is mustard that's happened before?
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Dijon vu!

Two peanuts were walking down the street & one was asaulted!

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way!

Two potatoes standing on a street corner. Which one is the prostitute?
The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho!"

How do you shoot a purple elephant?
With a purple elephant gun.

How do you shoot a white elephant?
Hold it's trunk til it turns purple and shoot it with a purple elephant gun silly!

how do u catch a polor bear?

kick him in the icehole

yesterday, we were making paper mache, it turned out 2 b a big ball. so we painted it, trying 2 make a bee. except the smile was very crooked and when we hung it it was slated a lot 2 the left. he looked like a drunk bee. then again he could hav only been a BUZZED bee! lol

i no, its bad, thats y its called a groaner.

Here are a couple of CORNY jokes.


A man named Pete took his friend Andrew for a ride in his new car. When they got to a red light, Pete sped on past. Andrew asked Pete why he did it. Pete answered, "Oh, it's OK. That's the way my brother drives." At the next red light, Pete sped on past again. Andrew was so shocked he didn't know what to say. Seeing Andrew's face, Pete again said, "That's OK. It's the way my brother drives. He goes through every red light, full speed." There were six more red lights in a row, and each time, Pete sped on past, looked at Andrew's terrified face, and replied that it was the way his brother drived. Finally, to Andrew's releif there was a green light. Pete suddenly stopped and waited for the red light, then did it again. Andrew asked him why he hadn't gone when the light was green, and Pete replied, "My brother might have been coming the other way!".

Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe (mistletoe)

Q: What is big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big-red-rock-eater!

PASS THE BUTTER, I SMELL "CORN" (like CORNY)

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's Popcorn?

That's a corny joke!

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack.
One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead".



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