A man is fed up of the London Congestion charges and buys himself a camel..?!


Question: ...as his friend told him they are cheap to keep, environmentally friendly and loyal. For the first few weeks, everything went fine...he would ride the camel to work, tie it up outside the office and ride it back home. One evening he left the office to find the camel....GONE! Someone had taken it.
He went to the police station to report the missing camel.
The sergeant was rather sceptical to say the least but went along with him.
"Let me ask you a few questions about the..ahem...camel".
Species?.....Dromedary,
Height?....6 ft, 5 "
Colour?...brown
Sex?......"Er...I don't really know, I never thought about it."
"Well, Sir, if you do think of the answer, let us know....it might make all the ahem, difference."
The man left and walked out....just as he was leaving, he remembered something and turned on his heels and went back....
"I've just remembered...it's a female."
"Female, eh, what makes you so sure Sir?"
"Well when I was riding her to work last week I remember .......


Answers: ...as his friend told him they are cheap to keep, environmentally friendly and loyal. For the first few weeks, everything went fine...he would ride the camel to work, tie it up outside the office and ride it back home. One evening he left the office to find the camel....GONE! Someone had taken it.
He went to the police station to report the missing camel.
The sergeant was rather sceptical to say the least but went along with him.
"Let me ask you a few questions about the..ahem...camel".
Species?.....Dromedary,
Height?....6 ft, 5 "
Colour?...brown
Sex?......"Er...I don't really know, I never thought about it."
"Well, Sir, if you do think of the answer, let us know....it might make all the ahem, difference."
The man left and walked out....just as he was leaving, he remembered something and turned on his heels and went back....
"I've just remembered...it's a female."
"Female, eh, what makes you so sure Sir?"
"Well when I was riding her to work last week I remember .......

Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good, got me laughing.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!

Duuuuuuuuuuude haha, so bad, i'm shaking my head and laughing at the same time

Once again, another joke on here that I don't get.

hahahaha good one, star for you.

lmao....hilarious...
great one..it's funny..lol..
thankx!! ^^

LMSUIAO Great one and worth a star as for today's youth and the understanding thing don't sweat it, they never understand any more than we understood our parents. LOL

8 .55 am Ive just got up and read that,hahahaha,What a laugh you are.im not properly awake,hahahaha.you deserve a star ,hhaha,You are a star.

cool

gud 1



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