When was the last time you actually wrote a "love letter" ???!
Question: A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
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When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!!!
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Answers: A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
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When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!!!
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
ROFLMAO!!!! That is the best one I have heard in quite a while! Thanks for the laugh, I sure needed it!
lmao!!! and they are ok with that?? lol funny funny old ppl.. kidding!
lmao.......that was so hilarious everyone is thinkin im mental cuz im laughin so hard
OOOUCH, lol.
Damn!, thats what he gets hahaha.
Well, my love letter was worded a little differently.
(good one)
lol i like that, its funny
lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol.................... hear it for the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
I just choked on a slice of turkey! lol that was funny!
wonderful!!!
lmao!!!
ha ha ha Pay back is a bit**..
ROFLMAO......
I absolutely love it!!!
Finally math that does not hurt my head!
LOL
Peace.
hi that is the best I've heard thanks Clo i really needed the laugh
....***whimper, whimper**
my math skills aren't so good ...... so is this your way of telling me......you're seeing someone else? .......
hahahahahahaha That was good!!!!!! thanks baby!! You started my day!!
GOOOOD Morning!!! *_^
ive never written one before. those r pretty cool. i plan to write one when i turn 54.
How sweet it is
That is excellent! I love it. But I could add that in math there are also substitutions and variables. You can divide the Y and add T to get the desired result!