Any body got any good jokes?!
Question: I haven't but some of those are really good! lolz
Answers: I haven't but some of those are really good! lolz
"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
"Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
just wanna say my black friend told me this one.
What do jellybeings and people have in common.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Try this : -
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The shop owner points to three identical birds and says "The parrot to your left costs $500."
The man asks,"Why does the parrot costs so much?"
The owner says,"Well, it knows how to use a computer. He can diagnose system bugs."
The customer asks about the next parrot and is told,"That one costs $1000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to configure and use UNIX."
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told, "That one costs $2000."
Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can IT do?"
The owner shrugs and replies, "To be honest I've never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him Boss!"
WHAT DO u call a deer with no eyes
no idea!!
i dnt know if its good buy um yeh
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
first man:if my father thought means he can kill 100 persons.
second man:if my father thought means he can kill 1000 persons.
third man(in his mind):first man's father is a bus driver and the second man's father is train driver.
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teacher:tell me john,what word does student's use frequently.
john:i don't know teacher.
teacher:very good.correct answer.
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edward:mummy,what is meant by trans-atlantic ocean?
mother:edward,trans means across so it meant across atlantic ocean.
edward:mummy,then transparent means across parent?
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