Whats the funniest excuse you used for late homework or late for lessons?!
Question: ... no 'dog ate it' please
Answers: ... no 'dog ate it' please
I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.
My little sister ate it.
A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
it ran away
felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincindence, eh? So I started an extra credit report about World War I & II in my car going back home after dinner and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War library book (that'll explain the School Library fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting next to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?! (Let your imagination run wild my furry footed friends).
There was not toilet paper.
it got stolen by little green aliens!!
For my maths homework once I used 'I couldn't find anyone to copy off', I get on with the teacher though so they took it well.
i used the id been sick over it excuse once. that way i couldnt do it. as for being late for class id just blame the bus. was always late for the start of school, seems to be a thing i good at as i always late for wrk too now.
haha in highschool i told my teacher that i felt really sick and threw up all over my assignment and "had to restart it"
haha i remeber getting a week extention
My mother took it to have it framed.
I thought that if i did it, you would have to mark it and that would be more work for you and i wouldn't want that Miss (launch teachers pet smile :-))
only paper we had at home was rice paper.
saw this starving chinese kid .so i gave him my homework.
i`m late because all his family watched as he ate my words
I gave it you yesterday !! In teh hall Dont you remember.. Teachers nearly always said Ow Goodness yes yes yes.. Lol..
Late for class... Ow Miss blah wanted me !
hold on...i think its hiding under your fat...
I did it but a mouse took it to build a nest.
I left it on the bus.
A seagull took it along with my french fries.
My mother wrapped garbage in it & threw it out.
not me but my classmate used to say "my gramma died", more than 3 times
Kidnapped by aliens,,,,
my house got fire !!with my HW in it !!!!!
The best one I told my History teacher was,that I had a dream I was playing in the F.A. Cup final and the game went into extra time and I scored the winning goal.
my grandmother is in the hospital and I had to go visit her.
one time i just role a page of scribbles like this
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