In charge joke?!
Question: All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".
"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy".
"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.
Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge...just an asshole.
Answers: All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".
"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy".
"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.
Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge...just an asshole.
i've been telling that joke since i was a kid!
never gets old!!
lol
True and funny
Haha
Very Very good
Very funny. And it's true. Not a question though.
thats the best one i've heard in a long time
lol...sounds like my old boss from years ago..
very funny. 5 stars
loved it STAR!!
lol
oh, great... my boss heard me laugh... now how am i supposed to pass this joke onto him without him thinking i laughed cus of him? lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
i had read it just the other day in YA......................
sorry pal
very funny and true!
Hi Chris,
Hehehehehehehehehehehe... I am still laughing this is a classic My Friend.. I loved it...
A Friend,
poppy1
I always suspected.....
LOL!!!!!
:)
Ha ha ha.!!!
True and funny so 10/10.!!!
Still smiling Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!