The bee-bee joke?!
Question: There was a father a mother and their three sons. It was Thanksgiving day, so the father went out with his bee-bee gun to the farm to shoot a turkey.
He loaded his bb gun with 3 bb's and went out and shot a turkey, and brought it home. His wife cooked the turkey and it was time to eat.
Shortly after they started eating the first boy jumps up and says mom can I please be excused, and his mother said sure go ahead the family resumes eating 2 minutes later the boy came down screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE I WAS PEEING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!", so the mother consoles him and says its ok honey, it happens, don't worry you'll be ok."
About 5 minutes later the 2nd boy jumps up and says mom can I be excused and the mother says sure. Shortly after that he comes running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE, I WAS PEEING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!!!!!" His mother said don't worry just like it told your brother its ok."
Next the third boy says mom can I please be excused she says sure so he leaves and goes upstairs and a little later he came running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE" but before he could finish his mom interrupted and said "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bee-bee came out??"
He says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
Answers: There was a father a mother and their three sons. It was Thanksgiving day, so the father went out with his bee-bee gun to the farm to shoot a turkey.
He loaded his bb gun with 3 bb's and went out and shot a turkey, and brought it home. His wife cooked the turkey and it was time to eat.
Shortly after they started eating the first boy jumps up and says mom can I please be excused, and his mother said sure go ahead the family resumes eating 2 minutes later the boy came down screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE I WAS PEEING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!", so the mother consoles him and says its ok honey, it happens, don't worry you'll be ok."
About 5 minutes later the 2nd boy jumps up and says mom can I be excused and the mother says sure. Shortly after that he comes running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE, I WAS PEEING AND A BEE-BEE CAME OUT!!!!!!" His mother said don't worry just like it told your brother its ok."
Next the third boy says mom can I please be excused she says sure so he leaves and goes upstairs and a little later he came running downstairs screaming "MOMMIE MOMMIE" but before he could finish his mom interrupted and said "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bee-bee came out??"
He says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
Hi Chris,
Very funny but that poor Dog... Keep them coming My Friend.
A Friend,
poppy1
Funny
funny...ha ha ha
hhahahahahahaha hilarious star for u!!!!!!!
good man~
go on for more jokes!!!!!
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Haha!
LMAO
Good One!
that one always makes me laugh.....!!
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Ohh A Groaner!! My Favorite!!!
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Old one...but funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Brilliant one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
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