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Question: When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"


Answers: When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"

hahaha
i like that!
do you write all of these jokes yourself??

LOL

2 cute

that was a good one

lol

They sound like a bunch of stiffs.
So that's why, appiness is a warm gun.
Goote one, thanks.
I'll stay tuned.

you got a star !

Funny joke.

very funny...

haha, thats good.

trust th efrench to confuse happiness and penis............hahahahahahah.............

An Italian, French and Indian went to England in interview and they want to do a sentence with three main words yellow, green and pink. 1. The first one was the Italian : (I wake up in the morning and I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think about my self and I hope it will be pink day....) 2. The next was the French : ( I wake up in the morning and I eat the yellow banana, the green pepper and I watch the pink panther on the TV....) 3. The last one was the Indian : (I wake up in the morning I hear the phone "green green" and I pink up the phone and I say yellow



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