A wedding joke?!
Question: A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride ran to the phone and called her mother, who asked, "How was your honeymoon, dear?" "Oh, mama!" she replied, "The honeymoon was so wonderful and romantic..." But then, suddenly she burst out crying and said "but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Darling, darling," her mother said, "calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?" And, the daughter cried "please don't make me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"
"Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell me these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
Answers: A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride ran to the phone and called her mother, who asked, "How was your honeymoon, dear?" "Oh, mama!" she replied, "The honeymoon was so wonderful and romantic..." But then, suddenly she burst out crying and said "but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Darling, darling," her mother said, "calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?" And, the daughter cried "please don't make me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"
"Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell me these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
Well at least I never got married. hehehe
yea that wasnt funny sorry
Marriage is nothing to joke about.
ah its pretty funny
LOL...funny.
lol
LOL. funny but sometimes true....young girls should learn to do that BEFORE they get married, or make sure the guy understands they suck at it.
Ha Ha I made that joke up. I cant believe ppl are still into it.
wow funniest thing ive ever herd right there.........
Wow, that is just wrong LOL
(Sarcastically) Aw, that poor woman, wah, wah, wah.
Not to mention the five letter words she had in mind whilst in the church, AISLE, ALTAR, HYMN!
Super. I love it.
halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
Lol, if thats the mother of the bride joke, i want an invite.
Why do packets of condoms come in 1,2,3,6, and 12?
1:-When your 16 you need a condom, so you buy one.
2:-When your 18, you might be at the pub on a Friday, so you need one, and on the Saturday, you need another.
3:- When your 19 , One for Friday night, One for Saturday night, and one for Sunday morning.
6:- At 21 your out most nights, and need a 6 pack.
12:- When you get married. One for January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, etc.
Funny! I hear them words and im not married yet
original ill tell you that
That's what exactly happened to me! ha ha ha ha
lmao...very funny hun...x
ha ha lol!
hehe .. that was sooooo funny
Wow!! very bad words...!!
heheh...
This is not very funny
well maybe it's because imma a male
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's no joke tats me you are talking about i get told that everyday its reality
not bad!but not good!so so!!
Lol Honey have a star I think that's the four words no woman wants to hear.xxx
good job i wear the trousers in this household then lol
Good joke ha ha ha ,,,,
hehehe, just let carpy try and use those words with me, pmsl