Man goes to confession...?!
Question: .and says,
"Forgive me father for i have sinned"
Priest says, "How have you sinned my child?"
Man begins, "Well, first of all i had sex with my wife's younger sister, we did everything imaginable. Then, when my wife was out, our swedish housekeeper came on to me, she's 22 and gorgeous so i couldn't say no. How many hail marys should i do?"
The priest answers, "Go home my child, slice up a lemon and drink the juice pure."
Man asks, "Will i be forgiven then?"
Priest says, "No, but it'll take that stupid grin off your face."
Answers: .and says,
"Forgive me father for i have sinned"
Priest says, "How have you sinned my child?"
Man begins, "Well, first of all i had sex with my wife's younger sister, we did everything imaginable. Then, when my wife was out, our swedish housekeeper came on to me, she's 22 and gorgeous so i couldn't say no. How many hail marys should i do?"
The priest answers, "Go home my child, slice up a lemon and drink the juice pure."
Man asks, "Will i be forgiven then?"
Priest says, "No, but it'll take that stupid grin off your face."
...and save the other half of that lemon to disinfect the gash in your head when your wife gets home...
haha
cute joke
lol, nice one! Thanks for the laugh.