Joke:little jhonny is so naughty!check it out??!
Question: A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a penis on the blackboard. She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything. Instead, she rubbed it off. The next day, she came in and saw another drawing of an even bigger penis on the board. She frowns and rubs it off. The third day, she came in and saw another penis drawn on the board. This time, it's huge, covering up almost half of the space.
She couldn't take it anymore so she screams out to the room full of noisy children, "Why do you kids like drawing this penis on the board? And why is it getting bigger each day?"
Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
Answers: A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a penis on the blackboard. She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything. Instead, she rubbed it off. The next day, she came in and saw another drawing of an even bigger penis on the board. She frowns and rubs it off. The third day, she came in and saw another penis drawn on the board. This time, it's huge, covering up almost half of the space.
She couldn't take it anymore so she screams out to the room full of noisy children, "Why do you kids like drawing this penis on the board? And why is it getting bigger each day?"
Little Johnny then screams out back to her, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
That was funny! lol Here's a star!
smart kid :D:D:D
ha now that was funny
Lol thats funny.
lol...good one
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
"I remember that too," she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said:
"I would have gotten out today."
CHeeRioS
that was a hell funny
damn lol
have a star
I've heard this told differently before but BAHAHAHAHA its soo funny!
hahahaha one smart kid. he really is a sharp one! have a star! you are good, keep them coming!
LMAO that is one bright kid! one shiny gold star for you!
he he he, top joke, I like that, lol
the answer joke was FUNNY!!
PMSL
Funny but heard this one before. Sorry no star for you
Pretty funny joke.