I.T. and Management?!
Question: A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted,'Excuse me,can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,but I don't know where I am.’The woman below replied,'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'You must be in IT,' said the balloonist.'I am,'replied the woman,'How'd you know?' 'Well,' answered the balloonist,'everything you told me is technically correct,but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost.Frankly,you've not been much help at all. If anything,you've delayed my trip.'The woman below responded,'You must be in Management.''I am,'replied the balloonist,'but how did you know?''Well,'said the woman,'you don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
Answers: A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted,'Excuse me,can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,but I don't know where I am.’The woman below replied,'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'You must be in IT,' said the balloonist.'I am,'replied the woman,'How'd you know?' 'Well,' answered the balloonist,'everything you told me is technically correct,but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost.Frankly,you've not been much help at all. If anything,you've delayed my trip.'The woman below responded,'You must be in Management.''I am,'replied the balloonist,'but how did you know?''Well,'said the woman,'you don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
how`s this
We the willing
Led by the unknowing
Have done so much
With so little
For so long
Are now qualified
To do anything
With absolutely nothing
a funny story by the way
Lol..........like that one..
xxx
lol
Great stuff.
Well funny.
management people, hope you get that, haha! ;)