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Question: Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".


Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia ..
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..

World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.


teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada


Answers: Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".


Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia ..
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..

World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.


teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada

WOW! Simply terrific!!!

hahahahaaaaaaaa..............great !!!!!!!!

Its good,I'll star you

Hard core in soft vessel

hi!!, these jokes were good, nice ones, where did u get it frm?? anyway, read mine and please gimme a thumbs up if u like it!!
A man goes to a bs stop and catches a bus,
Conductor: Which ticket you want?? Rs.3, Rs.5 or Rs.10
Man : what's the difference??
Conductor: you'll know it
Man: Rs.3 ticket
conductoe gives him the ticket and goes. The man finds a seat and sees that everyone is sitting on the same type of seat, there is no differnce in it.
The bus breaks down and the conductor shouts:
Rs.3 ticket buyers leave go and push the bus till it starts.
Rs.5 ticket buyers may stand aside and see!
Rs.10 ticket buyers may sit in their seats!!

Lol i loved it so much

Very funny joke.I like that.

nice . more of hindi (i don't know)

nice

gr888

Well worth the read.

Hilarious.

I like it,,it's good.



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