Gentlemen, what does your Lady like to drink ??!


Question: A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:


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IF WOMEN DRINK THESE DRINKS IN A PUB (not at home).

BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ***.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.

WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

SPIRITS SUCH AS CC, WILD TURKEY, SOUTHERN COMFORT

Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of personalities. Love to be laid!
Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually - you're in!

CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, COWBOYS, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but wait...

SPIRITS SUCH AS JACKS, BEAM & BUNDY
Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard
Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they'll think you're a nice bloke and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed!


Answers: A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:


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IF WOMEN DRINK THESE DRINKS IN A PUB (not at home).

BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ***.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.

WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

SPIRITS SUCH AS CC, WILD TURKEY, SOUTHERN COMFORT

Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of personalities. Love to be laid!
Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually - you're in!

CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, COWBOYS, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, nothing to do but wait...

SPIRITS SUCH AS JACKS, BEAM & BUNDY
Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard
Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they'll think you're a nice bloke and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed!

WOW!! I could be all of those in one night!!!lol (Except the drinks with umbrellas in them!!!)LOL

water

i once had a girlfriend that liked to drink blood

Great insight. But not always true.

I guess this question proves that most women are jokes.

Hi, that is so true I am a JD/coke girl and that is definately me :)

That Is so true my Brother worked as a betender 4over 6 years in a row and he agrees with this!!

Way 2 go

i found out thats its very bad to read some one answers b4 ur read the question...it just takes out all the excitement..sry didnt read it...but thanx for the 2 points

I prefer the milder liqour because when I drink, I drink to get drunk, but I don't drink to get sick. ;-)

uhh thx now ill never go to a pub

wow...so all men are simpletons then by what you say...no style, no class just beer on the brain...but us women like variety and because we do we have to be in a category and now also watch what we drink when we go out....hmmmm wow wonder if a man came up wiht the BS above.....
Kinda makes you wonder how confused the man is when you order one of each.....

My wife loves margaritas - and I would categorize her with the mixed drink description. It fits her best.

Although, I would say these are probably just gross generalizations, and that people shouldn't hang around in bars so much that they start categorizing other people by what they drink.

Waste of 5 points, Bianca? Hell no! Maybe for you. I don't have a steady lady right now, but I am printing this out and keeping it in my pocket for the next time I go to the bar down the street! Better yet, I'm going to memorize it. I know the barkeep well so he will fill me in on what types of drinks the ladies are ordering! Thank you Clo! I now have the secret to scoring with women. LOL!

Ok then. However, some of these things are true. I know people who fit into some of those categories.

my lady should just be drunk drunk drunk.. thats all i need.

wham

bam

thank you maam

but if i really have to answer the question, my last gf of a year likes to drink beer. and yes, she was exectly like you mentioned - humble and fancy pool games. after her, i always fancy chicks that drinks to get drunk - period!

My girlfriend is not much of a drinker, but she does enjoy different things on different occasions... red wine, or if we go to a restaurant and have to sit at the bar to wait for a table, she likes Tanqueray and tonic.... on occasion, she will even have a beer... something light.

where does Captain Morgan fit in at? (smile)

i just printed this im going to try it out

Had to answer this one. I love it. I drink beer and jager bombs. What does that make me?

Sometimes wine, sometimes mixed drinks.

Most of what you read in magazines is inaccurate. I like Pina Coladas... they are yummy. There are 3 types of women in a bar, ones that are there to get out the house and chill, ones who are there to get drunk, and the ones who are there to get laid...

At one time I was the shots and slammers Girl....
LOL
Peace.

i seem to go for the cheap drunks. oh well, laid is laid.

My lady is a way out alien ....and as such if I told you .... I'd risk further experimentations on me ......hmmmm .... what the hay ....she drinks huma ........ZZZZZappppp!!!



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