A true story: Star this if you find it funny...?!
Question: There was this girl who lived next door to me when I was growing up. I had really liked her A LOT since I was 14 years old. But I never had a chance to date her until I was 29.
I was so happy to be with this lady and it was easy to see. So the guys at my job were ribbing me pretty good about it, saying how she had me "whipped" already. This good natured ribbing went on for a while. Those guys were busting my chops but I didn't care 'cuz I was very happy to be with her. Well, 1 night they were teasing me as usual when she shows up right in the middle of them busting my chops. They all got quiet when she came up and asked what they were talking about. I didn't lie. I told her "They are busting my chops, saying that I'm 'whipped'.". They all froze while they waited for her to say something. She then said "Do you think you are 'whipped'?". After she asked that, you could have heard a pin drop. Then I replied "Not if you say I'm not, dear...".
(Everyone there then busted out laughing)
Answers: There was this girl who lived next door to me when I was growing up. I had really liked her A LOT since I was 14 years old. But I never had a chance to date her until I was 29.
I was so happy to be with this lady and it was easy to see. So the guys at my job were ribbing me pretty good about it, saying how she had me "whipped" already. This good natured ribbing went on for a while. Those guys were busting my chops but I didn't care 'cuz I was very happy to be with her. Well, 1 night they were teasing me as usual when she shows up right in the middle of them busting my chops. They all got quiet when she came up and asked what they were talking about. I didn't lie. I told her "They are busting my chops, saying that I'm 'whipped'.". They all froze while they waited for her to say something. She then said "Do you think you are 'whipped'?". After she asked that, you could have heard a pin drop. Then I replied "Not if you say I'm not, dear...".
(Everyone there then busted out laughing)
Funny and well worth a star.
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