Can you give me some corny jokes?!
Question: Very corny like: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
Answers: Very corny like: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people?
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look.
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
Did you ever wonder....
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why don't scare crows talk..........cause the corn is all ears......corny enough
What did 50 cent say when he got a sweater for his birthday?
Gee, you knit?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dorris.
Dorris who?
Door is closed, that's why I'm knocking.
Or do you mean corny like:
Where do you keep a minotaur in Iowa? A MAIZE
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Theres a guy about to get married to his gf of 4 years.
But his fiances sister to him is really pretty.
So One day she calls him to help her with invitations.
While their doing the invitations. She tells him
She has liked him for a long time.
He says he does to, but he can't do that to her,
But she says its ok. And she starts to go upstairs,
And slowly takes off her panties.
He then quickly runs outside, and he see's his soon 2 be father in law.
the father says " You passed the test, Good job son!."
So the moral of this story is....
-Always keep ur condoms in the car-.
:D
ijsut heard a sond " iif my nose ran money id blow it on you"
that was very corny lol here are some others
What did the computer order at the resturant?
a: chips(like the computer chips)
What is the end of everything?
a: the letter G (they ment the word everything which is g)
What did the train say when he's eating gum?
a: Chew Chew Chew
Knock Knock
Who's there
Handsome
Handsome who
Hand some of that popcorn over here.
Yeah these are some really corny jokes :P