There me Duckies!! Mrs Evans can't tlee which of her 2 budgerigars is male,s!
Question: they are "going thw business"then putting a collar on the bird on top.The idee works and the male budgie is collared.A few days later the vicar comes round for tea.The bodgie eyes him and says,"Caught you as well did they,mate?"
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A religious woman inherits 2 female Parrots that have been trained to say one phrase over and over again."I'm a whore,I'm a whore..."She asks her |Minster if she should give up her foulmouthed birds,but the Minster has a sulotion."I have 2 well-behaved male parrots who sit in their cages and pray all day long,"he say."perhaps if we put your birds in with mine,your birds will see the error of their ways and become more pious."Next day the woman takes her parrots to the minster's house and puts them in with the praying parrots.After a few seconds the female parrots start saying "I'm a whore,I'm a whore..."One of the male parrots turns to the other and shouts."See! I told you this praying would work!"
There me Duckies enjoy and PLS no nasties it's only jokes
Answers: they are "going thw business"then putting a collar on the bird on top.The idee works and the male budgie is collared.A few days later the vicar comes round for tea.The bodgie eyes him and says,"Caught you as well did they,mate?"
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A religious woman inherits 2 female Parrots that have been trained to say one phrase over and over again."I'm a whore,I'm a whore..."She asks her |Minster if she should give up her foulmouthed birds,but the Minster has a sulotion."I have 2 well-behaved male parrots who sit in their cages and pray all day long,"he say."perhaps if we put your birds in with mine,your birds will see the error of their ways and become more pious."Next day the woman takes her parrots to the minster's house and puts them in with the praying parrots.After a few seconds the female parrots start saying "I'm a whore,I'm a whore..."One of the male parrots turns to the other and shouts."See! I told you this praying would work!"
There me Duckies enjoy and PLS no nasties it's only jokes
ha ha ha!! that is FUNNY!!! I love you wonderstar! tell jokes more often! I miss them. :*(
your really funny lol
Loved that second one the best... thanks for making me smile!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent Wonderstar and good evening.!!!
Liked them so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh on the night shift.!!
that 's funny
Brilliant!!! xD
Here's a star! *
LMAO! Wonderstar 10/10