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Question: A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.
Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Spike Milligan
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Spike Milligan
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
It's all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Answers: A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.
Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Spike Milligan
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Spike Milligan
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
It's all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)
All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)
It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!
COOL!
Respect to Spike Milligan. :)
LOL
RIP. Some real belters there.