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Question: i was laying in bed...and some guy came in through my window. he was dressed in a suit and tie, carrying a diamond ring....and asked me to marry him. id never seen him in my life.
who is he?
Answers: i was laying in bed...and some guy came in through my window. he was dressed in a suit and tie, carrying a diamond ring....and asked me to marry him. id never seen him in my life.
who is he?
Well, I would say a guy from the IRS except for the diamond ring. That blows that theory.
It could be a guy who got the wrong house?
Or, it could be Prince Charming.
.....came in through your window?........ either a smart burgler that was struck by your beauty and had recently stolen a diamond ring or superman!
Prince Charming!!!!
you're blind and he was locked out of the house.
A forgetful man trying to propose to his fiancee romantically through her window, but was embarassed to find that he accidentally climbed through his fiancee's neighbor's (you) house instead.
He takes a closer look and realized that he had knocked on the wrong door. That makes him your neighbour's fiance (:
is it the groom and are you the marrige celebrant???
The same guy from the following joke
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
"I remember that too," she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said:
"I would have gotten out today."
He is the Devil in disguise! Oh, yeah! The Devil in disguise!!!
A dam strucker!
Obviously her finance in a mask! =D
The Milk Tray man
A figure of your imagination after drinking too much red wine.
Your wishfull imagination.
um, you were in the hospital recovering from eye surgurey- cornea replacement?- and you had never SEEN him before, but you knew him, because you had been dating for some time?
someoen who is going to be in jail in about 10 minutes
THTS MEEE!!!!!
:D
I know
I know
atleast not me
;p
i dunno!!!!!!