JOKE #1...funny or not?!
Question: A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.
The woman says, " Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid" , said the woman.
The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"
The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."
The woman is fuming. she says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The woman tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the woman says,
"Is this 555-4821?"
Answers: A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her home and a strange woman answers.
The woman says, " Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid" , said the woman.
The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"
The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife."
The woman is fuming. she says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The woman tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the woman says,
"Is this 555-4821?"
9 out of 10. Hilarious. I see a problem though. Because if it wasnt her house, then how would the maid get the gun that was in the desk. What are the chances that there was a gun in that house?
haha!!! thats hilarious!! omg, i was like! wow, thats funny!!
nope
lol hahahahahaha!
thats pretty funny
can u shorten it though
haha woooow that was a good one
i'd hate to be the wife or the maid lol
LOL OMG!
well i dont know if im just dumb cause i dont get it.
It's pretty funny!
Haha this one is actually funny.
I thought it was going to be stupid, like the maid goes in and it turns into a three-way or something, but I liked it.
a little but kinda a holy cr*p thing
lol funny and sad
Yes thats very funny!
haha funny!
Not funny in the least.
lol
Yes, I think it is funny. I keep picturing the maid being Hispanic, lol.
It's kind of a fill in the blank... a large blank. Just make sure the first and last lines are the same. Either way, the idea of the joke is good and your story was good. Weather you made up the body of the joke, or the whole idea for the joke? I liked it.
lol love it
Pretty funny
funny